Susan the Obscure Emilie Collyer Susan the Obscure Emilie Collyer

This is for ordinary people

This is for ordinary people (and we won’t be telling you that you’re extraordinary just for being you).

 

You won’t recognise us from the television.

We are not prodigiously talented.

My body did not spring back into shape.

You won’t be surprised by my down to earth nature, make-up free face or wry sense of humour.

I didn’t overcome the odds.

I’m not an example of where hard work and determination will get you.

I say never.

A lot.

I don’t live a simple but fulfilling life.

I didn’t write this in a café.

It didn’t come to me in a dream.

All kinds of things that I expected would happen in my life have not happened.

I forgot to buy peppermint tea.

I want to believe in someone other than myself.

The floor needs vacuuming.

If I had a choice I’d rather live with someone else too.

If you watch long enough you may see them.

They wear sunglasses and smiles and walk in slow motion down busy streets.

They are scared to be alone.

They wear careful make up and studied eye-liner, the right shaped underwear and designer clothes.

 

This is not for them.

It is for you.

 

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(under)Statements Emilie Collyer (under)Statements Emilie Collyer

Forgiveness - a definition

I heard on the radio today, a snatch of an interview, with a couple whose daughter had been murdered. They could of course never condone the actions of the person who killed their daughter, but it sounded like they had learned a way to live with it.

They spoke about the concept of forgiveness and offered this definition:

Forgiveness is the act of letting go of someone and letting them get on with their life

The words stayed with me as I got out of the car to do my various tasks, buy bread, something for dinner, go about my day.

I couldn't imagine what they gone through or how they had managed to distill that concept down into  something so simple and profound.

I carried it with me throughout the day.

I like the shape that it made and the possibilities it created.

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Star gazing (or what I learned from one hour with Stephen Hawking)

We are made from the stuff of stars,

in the beginning there was

no outside, everything was inside

gravity is the hero of the universe

it pulls together what has been exploded

iron does not create energy when it fuses

so the fire at the heart of the star

starts to die

the death of a star is called a super nova

it is the birth of something new

black holes form when a star

comes to the end of its life

when a star explodes it makes a cloud

called a nebula

nebuli are beautiful

our sun was created when a whole lot

of hydrogen fused together

the earth is made from minerals and rock

the universe is expanding, ever expanding

those stars that look red in the night sky,

they are galaxies moving away from us

things are born, they create energy

they explode and all the bits

are blown away, then eventually

the bits are pulled back together

and something new is formed, that

is how stuff is made

there is more than optimism to this

it is expansion, it is wonder

it lifts us out of ourselves, physics

is a religion, but there is

no punishment and no reward

it is just exploding and dispersing

and fusing, each body is an atom

that is made in the same way the

universe was formed

my body in the night sky

is dancing, I run on the earth

which lifts to hold me

my serious face, like gravity,

slowly pulls objects together

and turns in on itself

when it goes unchallenged,

bring hydrogen! bring helium!

touch the gold and silver and platinum

that are forged in the heart

of an exploding star, the cosmos

is born from imperfection

mistakes make life

a perfect state is a dead state

nothing comes from stasis

see where the blobs of gas are thicker

see where they are thin

in between is where

the good stuff happens

the stuff of stars

the stuff of us.



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Pollyanna moments

My friend: Which is best: anxiety or depression?

Me: Anxiety, because there is something to hope for.

My friend: I agree.

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Small moments Emilie Collyer Small moments Emilie Collyer

Sound massage

flint flick

flutters around my ears

 

tiny twangs

lament of miniature troubadours

 

brush of bracken

against my hair

 

brain matter bubbles and pops

tap of a molecule

 

my cochlea tuned

to a more delicate frequency

 

spa for the grey matter

symphony fluted just for me

 

the ultimate antidote

to white noise

 

Thank you Liquid Architecture and Pascal Battus

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Conversations Emilie Collyer Conversations Emilie Collyer

When we are old

When we are old and lonely,

let's make voice recordings for each other and send them.

Listening will make us laugh and cry.

Let's keep the conversation alive as long as possible.

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Small moments Emilie Collyer Small moments Emilie Collyer

Listening for time

A door closes

It doesn’t slam

Shuts with a kind of

Red velvet hush

A moment passes

Maybe a clock ticks

Or a bird flies past

I don’t know which side

Of the door I am on

The inside or the outside

Do I need to look for a window

Another door

Or a different building

Stand still a moment

And wait

Time might tell

 

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Answers without questions

I recently watched a TV interview in which particular questions were asked of the subject. Here, I answer them, without explaining the questions. I think the words tell their own small story:

1. I try.

2. Yes it did.

3. I don’t know.

4. “I could see that you were trying.”

5. “But was it enough?”

6. Seeing my father in the audience of a show I was doing after he had died.

7. It makes no promises to be fair, but surprising gifts can come.

8. Everyone.

 

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Big words from a small man

My imagination captured this week by a beautiful book: The Emperor's Last Island by Julia Blackburn. It gives an account of the last few years of Napoleon's life, spent as a prisoner on the island of St Helena.

The writing shines, peppered with the author's own experience of travelling to St Helena, quotes from the journals and letters of people who lived on the island with Napoleon, and a number of bons mots from the man himself:

"Who screams the loudest on the battlefields, the English or the French?" (p. 152)

"Which is more refreshing, milk of almonds or lemonade?" (p. 153)

"Doctor, you have known the human body so intimately, have you never found the soul when you were at work with your scalpel? In which organ do you think it might reside?" (p. 161)

Fascinating insights into the mind of one of the most famous men of all time, a mind that was clearly active, curious, creative, questioning. Words that seem to speak of a man who deserves the reputation of being larger than life.

 

 

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Small moments Emilie Collyer Small moments Emilie Collyer

Finding the gold

 

I came home to find this beautiful gold leaf suspended from the bathroom ceiling.

It was hanging on a barely visible spider web thread.

I assumed it was a leaf that had blown in from outside.

Or a gift from an enchanting bathroom fairy.

It was beautiful and magical, I kept going in to check it was still there, this gold leaf, gently swaying.

It remained, suspended, for a few hours, and then dropped to the floor. I picked up it but it dissolved at my touch.

Days later, cleaning the bath, I found another one. Upon closer inspection I realised what they were. Clusters of mould from the ceiling that had dried and flaked into a singular piece.

One step up from lemonade from lemons, or the silver lining on a cloud ...

I'd discovered the gold in the mould.

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Stars from the past

A Reding Universal Exercise Book, ruled feint, and approved by The Education Department.

Of its 32 pages, just 6 have been used.

On these pages a series of gold star stickers.

2 pages for my sister, 2 for my brother and 2 for me. The date beside each of our names: 1974.

After each installment of gold stars, a message, hand written in red pen, from our father:

A very good girl/boy (mine says 'wee girl' - appropriate as the youngest). The black stars have all been taken away.

And they have. There are no black stars to be seen. There are gaps where we can presume the black stars once were.

The only thing we don't know is what any of the stars are for and why there was a range of black and gold ones in the first place.

Were the black stars bad things we did? Or might have done? Or were about to do? I was only born in 1973, how many black stars could I have accrued in just one year? Or were they perhaps dark spots in his life that we somehow helped take away?

It will forever remain a mystery.

The story behind these stars from the past.

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Silky dreams

My wardrobe is dictated

by a sporadic and reluctant approach

to hair removal

 

these April days are still

warm enough for bare legs

but shaving is so harsh and time consuming

 

and to wax you need

to let the hair grow

I am a failure in the depilatory arts

 

wish I could let my silky locks

blow gently in the breeze

but I remain susceptible to the whims of fashion

 

sometimes I imagine living

in a world that worships body hair

where ripping and tearing and bleaching and burning ends

 

and attention is turned instead

to how the models on TV get

such rich foliage

 

what foods best promote moustache growth

and how to encourage wayward hairs

on chins, chests and cheeks

 

such is the stuff of my

autumn daydreams

 

 

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